Best. Recap. Ever

So occasionally, I have to miss our weekly game. I don't usually like it, but life happens. Anyway, the next day (today) I often ask what I missed ... and this week, I got the best recap ever.

I'm putting it here so I'll always be able to find it ... and so everyone can enjoy it!

I'll let Mi and Yu reply:

Mi: Yu broke her butt!
Yu: And my legs!
Mi: Yeah, and her legs. But not really.
Yu: Yeah, not really. We were just pretending.
Mi: Because we were sneaking and we fell from a window.
Yu: I won! I won!
Mi: Not the sneaking!
Yu: No, but I still won! I am the be-est! I am the be-est!
Mi: She was the only one who was able to blow up the spiders. They were killing Vayla. And Kain and Perci were just running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
Yu: I was so awesome! And I just floated down and everybody else fell. And we found this orphanage for werewolves and I got this great idea to start an orphanage for undead. When I move into my summer home, I'm going to let undead without a home move in, too, because zombies deserve a home, too.
Mi: I told her they had to be already existing undead though. She can't kill somebody just to make an undead orphan.
Yu: Meany!
Mi: The orphanage was really creepy, too. It had burned down two months ago and there was nothing left but an arch and an underground room with a dead body in it.
Yu: And the body was full of spiders!
Mi: Yeah.
Yu: And I wo-on! I wo-on!
Mi: And there were lots of cruel torture instruments.
Yu: They were really cool. And there were a couple of shiny silvered daggers. They were too big for me and Mi, though, so I gave one to Kain and one to Vayla. Perci wouldn't take one. He probably thinks they're evil or something.
Mi: And there was a little girl in the woods!
Yu: Oh yeah, a little girl in the woods!
Mi: We looked after her over night because Kain and Perci were too busy arguing about what to do with her.
Yu: Yeah, she's nice.
Mi: And that's what happened.
Yu: I won! I won!
Mi: Oh, and there are some missing children! We're looking for them.
Yu: They were eaten by kobolds!
Mi: No they weren't! Kain says it looks like they were just captured and taken away.
Yu: Oh. Same difference.
Mi: It's not the same!
Yu: Well, almost. The kobolds might have eaten them later. Then it would be the same.
Mi: Anyway, that's what happened.
Yu: Yep.