Overheard II

I am waaay behind on my updating ... we've already had a TPK (so sad ... only two survivors) but I'm behind on the overheards, so forget that the characters who are saying these are dead ;)

• "Get up and heal us! Stop slacking!"
  (to unconscious cleric)

• "While Perci lay dying, the GM laughed"

• "Hey, who's the necromancer here? I know my body parts"
  "Well, I'm unconscious, so I don't know anything"

• "This could be a coffee table book! 'Things To Do With An Unconscious Paladin'."

• "Are you tired with having to animate the corpses of ugly people?"
  (infomercial)

• "You were dying in a pit of poo!"

• "Scare him shirtless!"

• "This is art! Only it's moving, and it's not wearing any clothes"

• "Lucien! Bathe these gnomes!"

• "It's theological porn"

• "Remember, find him and kill him. Then you get num-nums"

• "She's grappling with a worm-bat that's sucking his throat!"

• "Maybe that crossbow bolt will give him a disease"
  "Ooo! Crossbow bolt of STDs!"

• "Morning, sunshine!"
  "You're a big jerk."

• "Just because I have an animated skeleton, doesn't mean I consort with evil powers"

• " ... barely missing his balls"
  "What?!?"

• "Maybe we should kill them in alphabetical order"

• "We should run from the jello"
  "That sounds disgusting!"
  "Can I have one?"

*moment of silence for our deceased party*