Overheard... part VIII (The Final Edition)

Our campaign has ended, and a new one will soon begin, so here is the last "Overheard" ... at least until the new campaign is in full swing!

• "Fake cookies!"
  "They're not fake, they're substandard"

• "Don't O.D. on heroism!"

• "Come down, you brain slug"

• "Hell oysters. Yuck."

• "He's managed to make it with a succubi, he should be able to make it with a chaotic evil version of himself"

• "Ok, no one is playing with the skull"
  

• "Kick him in the undead kneecaps!"

• "So, you won't be the priest at our wedding?" (A)
  "No, but I will come to your exorcism" (G)

• "... hits you with his broad."
  "That wasn't in the character description"

• "You're in an intestine, but you're not dead yet" (M)
  "I can dimension door out!" (A)
  "Poor thing will be hungry again and won't know why" (G)

• "I feel sorry for the worm."
  "We're the one's who crawled up it's bum!"

• "Is shitting my pants a standard action?"

• "Everybody stops to golf clap"

• "I'm a turnip!"
  "A turnip that can cast Bolt of Glory"
  "I'm an angry turnip!"

• "It's a good thing my underwear isn't magical"