Sunday, December 6, 2009

Overheard... part IV

  • "It's my bra of infinite holding!
    "So each cup is a dimensional space? Or two bags of holding sewn together?"

  • "Does that mean none of us are wearing pants?"
    (noticing that you can put magical clothing/rings/etc everywhere except on your legs)
  • "It's important for your cheese to be aligned with your magical items"
  • "Do demons have knickknacks?"
    "Little tiny tentical monsters in heart frames?"
  • "Does your constipation affect ability checks?"
  • "Why are you looking at me like Ahazu?"
  • "Laser pants? Why would you want to sleep with that? Sounds painful!"
  • "Worship the Timbits!"
    "I am glazed and sugary. Worship me now!" (evil voice)
  • "Don't let the horny monkeys get Aethera."
  • "Extreme Feather Fall!"
  • "At the bottom is a giant spider" (Mike)
    "Is it a horny spider?" (Gen)
    "Well, it does try to poke you as you get down" (Mike)
  • "Holler when you're dead!" (Aethera, from the top of the hole, to the group, at the bottom)

4 comments:

  1. I just read all the quotes in one go. Are we really this insane?

    ReplyDelete
  2. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I have more to add from today session (Jan 3th)
    1) We went to some celestial plane to secure the help of eldarins (those with moon sparkles and unicorn giggles) and met with some obtrusive patrolling knight. It didn't end up in fight but at some point he drawn his weapon. It was a sword with blade which turned to be a pure light.
    Group reaction
    - Oh shit, a Jedi! (Alex)

    2) Discurssing big old dragon-king which we will be fighting on behalf of eldarin (so they'll join us). This dragon has a bad habit to eat eldarin.
    - Does he have a prominent intellegence?
    - Not as much of intellegence as of wisdom.
    - Be he wise he be vegetarian (Kat)
    - A grass is more renewable than people but a grass doesn't scream on teeth (Dennis and Adil)

    3) Still in eldarin place, discussing STDs
    - Those eldarins probably don't have usual STDs.
    - They might have magical ones (Alex)
    *some time spent imagining various magical STDs)*
    - Endritch crabs! (Alex)

    4) Previously in a forest with a knight we saw a really big squirrel. Which led to the phrase
    "Giant celestial nuts"
    (*best said with tone which are impling something more than just a food*)

    5) And finally the place where we were was called "Foodcourt of Stars" (Adil)

    Get better and come to have fun next time :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. Hi Jen, it's Kathryn (from Alex's Unbirthday Party). Had fun being a werewolf and villager, and hope you did too! :)
    Love the comments, please post more! :D

    ReplyDelete