Sunday, December 6, 2009

Overheard... part IV

  • "It's my bra of infinite holding!
    "So each cup is a dimensional space? Or two bags of holding sewn together?"

  • "Does that mean none of us are wearing pants?"
    (noticing that you can put magical clothing/rings/etc everywhere except on your legs)
  • "It's important for your cheese to be aligned with your magical items"
  • "Do demons have knickknacks?"
    "Little tiny tentical monsters in heart frames?"
  • "Does your constipation affect ability checks?"
  • "Why are you looking at me like Ahazu?"
  • "Laser pants? Why would you want to sleep with that? Sounds painful!"
  • "Worship the Timbits!"
    "I am glazed and sugary. Worship me now!" (evil voice)
  • "Don't let the horny monkeys get Aethera."
  • "Extreme Feather Fall!"
  • "At the bottom is a giant spider" (Mike)
    "Is it a horny spider?" (Gen)
    "Well, it does try to poke you as you get down" (Mike)
  • "Holler when you're dead!" (Aethera, from the top of the hole, to the group, at the bottom)