Overheard... part I

• "Would it make you feel better if I let you kill me and bring me back?"

• "Didn't you bring haggis once?"
  "That was spinach dip."

• "Aw... it's okay, we'll get you some more spider teeth"

• "This is fun. We should go rod shopping more often"
  "Don't you trust me?"
  "I'll be gentle. I promise"
  "I prefer a more tactile approach when selecting rods"
  "The rod is appropriately attuned"
  "Would you like me to wrap the rod for you?"

• "He's a fine specimen."
  "A specimen of what? Childhood exposure to herpes??"
  "You can just cast Remove Disease"

• "Just ask around. We are not going to whore anyone"

• "Oh my god! He's in heat!"
  "He's always in heat."

• "Is this the same day as yesterday?"